Print-on-demand merch for people who peaked in the group chat

Wear the joke.

Tees, hoodies, mugs and other questionable decisions. Printed the second you order, shipped before you come to your senses.

Shop the chaos →I'm just looking (lie)
A woman laughing in an oversized bone white tee printed WEAR THE JOKE New dropGoof mode: on

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The ones other people bought. Allegedly.

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Every product is rated. Filter by how much trouble you want.

  • 01 Printed when you order

    No warehouse of unsold regret. Every piece exists because you clicked. Fewer returns, zero landfill drops.

  • 02 Ships in 2-5 biz days

    Faster than your replies in the group chat. Tracked, so you can refresh the page anxiously.

  • 03 Soft as heck

    Heavyweight ring-spun cotton and prints that survive your laundry habits. Misprint? We reprint, free, no interrogation.

People said things

  • Dana K. - verified goof

    ★★★★★
    Wore the 'I'm not arguing' tee to Thanksgiving. Started three arguments. 10/10.

  • Marcus T.

    ★★★★★
    The mug is my personality now. Coworkers have stopped asking me things before 10am.

  • Priya R.

    ★★★★☆
    Hoodie is so soft I forgot to be mad that it took four days. It said 2-5. That one is on me.

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